A. Gee's Blog

I reside where words collide

A. Gee has been playing with words since he was little, but has only been talked into sharing. Check them out:

  • It is finally out!

    OMG, 2.5 years since it was accepted for publication!

    But Sonnet Station is finally available for preorder

  • Expecting her performance to be thrilling,
    spectators filled with existential dread,
    an itsy-bitsy drops down from the ceiling.
    adrift on a translucent, silver thread.

    Does her appearance fill your mind with terror,
    mouth opened in a stifled, silent scream?
    Will you attempt to swat her? Will you spare her,
    allow her to continue with her scheme?

    At times I think myself that itsy-bitsy,
    befuddled by a menacing new broom,
    and swatted as my summoner admits he
    cannot exist if I am in the room.

    But other times I’m caught up in your web.
    And you’re the spider, watching my life ebb.

  • I haven’t found my star-crossed lovers,
    nor any Copperfields or Twists.
    The prince who finally discovers
    the world cares not if he exists
    has not yet made his grand appearance,
    Still, seized with dogged perseverance,
    I vie to call him to the page.
    Pen down, I channel hope and rage
    into the thankless sheet of paper.

    Try as I might, though, words won’t flow,
    and what at first appears to glow
    disintegrates to ash and vapor,
    mild echoes of another’s dream.

    Why bother? Cannot write like him.

  • It is the season of the witch,
    and my pen feels a certain itch:

    to capture vampire turning bats
    and unfamiliar black cats
    emerging from cold, dusty rooms
    behind them, witches on their brooms
    fly to a coven by the moon.

    They’ll dance their dance and sing their tune
    while scarecrows come to life and wake,
    the monsters creep out from the lake,
    the jack-o-lanterns smile, no teeth
    but something stirs way down beneath
    as coffins open, gravestones twitch…

    It is the season of the witch.

  • Wraiths and ghosts will debate
    and no matter the cost
    and no matter how late
    “Who’s the ghost with the most?”
    It will always come down
    to the one with the sheets
    from soft silk — like a gown,
    and when this spectre greets
    them, and scares them to death
    with its whimper and wail
    other ghosts catch their breath,
    and then ask: They’re on sale,
    these magnificent clothes?
    But the ghost with the most
    swears all matters of oaths
    and proceeds then, to boast
    that the costume is new
    like a burial wreath
    and then gives them a view
    of what lies underneath
    Then they see that indeed
    the sheets cover but air
    They agree, with some speed:
    It was quite a scare!

  • If eyes are windows to the soul
    and walls have ears,
    the fridge’s a magnet to control
    your hopes and fears,
    the kitchen sink is all that’s been
    willing or otherwise, thrown in,
    there is considerable proof
    the attic longs for a new roof,
    the monster in the basement — 
    a rug that needs replacement
    Though some might disapprove…

    I think it’s time to move.

  • Pause for a moment. Reexamine
    whether you merely exist,
    the cause of neither feast nor famine,
    so unremarkable a beast
    that the philosophers cite you
    to prove, as expectations shrink,
    that while the inverse may be true
    I am does not imply I think

  • A snake appears content to slither
    unlike the dolphin and the whale,
    though if you bother asking either
    the tale is rather of the tail:
    for cetaceans, an appendage
    and thus a portion, a percentage
    of the entire body’s length,
    although the source of all its strength.
    But for the snake? A harder question:
    Where does snake end, and tail begin?
    Without a rattle or a fin,
    it’s hard to know, but a suggestion
    to help the skeptic get it right:

    Start from the end that doesn’t bite.

  • image generated by author prompt to GPT

    The forest reddens; it can’t help but blush,
    a maiden shyly starting to undress,
    clothes falling on a carpet, soft and plush,
    her lips to form a breathless, bashful yes.

    And soon it stands stark naked, who’d have thunk it,
    as northern winds extend their bearish hug,
    and cloak it in a sparkling white blanket,
    each cozy limb enshrouded, safe and snug,

    to sleep until the sounds of warmer weather,
    awaken it: a pastoral motif
    performed by preening lovebirds of a feather,
    embraced by budding branches as they leaf,

    each sprout to dress its eager, ready bosom.
    It is among them that I found this blossom.

  • An acorn snaps and cracks beneath my sandal,
    the sound ignored by flower-munching deer.
    The driveway is a messy, shameless scandal
    of leaves and acorns; not a spot is clear.

    My neighbor waves. She has a new leaf blower,
    electric, from the sound of it, but still…
    Ugh, wish I had a real gas one to show her,
    Wait till she gets that new electric bill.

    Across the street, their skeleton is bigger.
    It looks as if it climbed out of a bog,
    and chuckles with a ridiculing snigger
    whenever I walk by to walk the dog.

    I’ll show them who’s the real country bumpkin.
    We’re going to have to get a bigger pumpkin.